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AH BENG HOT SHOT
During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad.
That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.
The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape.
Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape.
Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea. "It's important to get the timing right."
Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready..."
"Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself.
"Okay," thought Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "
AH BENG'S IN SINGAPORE
There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.
They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage. WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor.
After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.
After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.
another Ah beng jokes...
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
> bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> "My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
> Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
> Wife: How do you know??
> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again.
> Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
> except the TV in my house."
> Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
> Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
> Ah Beng ?? comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
> How do you recognize Ah Beng ?? in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
> the board.
> Once ?? Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
> be hot.
> Ah Beng ?? in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> Ah Beng ?? - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
> Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
> Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
> Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
> Servant: "It's already raining."
> Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
> A man asked Ah Beng ?? why ?? Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
> in the morning ?? Ah Beng replied ?? Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM