ここは唯一の真実を言える場所なら、
偏らずに自分の思いを全て言います。

If only this is the place where I can say the truth,
without any prejudice I will say everything I feel.

Monday, November 3, 2008

CINDERELLA

I guess you think you know this story,
you don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy.
Mind you they got the first bit right,
The bit where,in the dead of the night,
The ugly sisters, jewels and all,
Departed for the palace ball,
While darling Cinderella,
Was locked up in a shiny cellar,
Where rats who wanted things to eat,
Began to nibble at her feet.
She bellowed ''Help!'' and Let me out!''
The magic fairy heard her shout,
Appearing in a blaze of light,
She said ''My dear are you alright?"
"All right?" cried Cindy. ''Can't you see
I feel rotten as can be!"
She beat her fist against the wall,
And shouted,''Get me to the ball!
There is a disco at the palace!
The rest have gone and I'm jealous!
I want a dress! I want a coach!
And earrings and a diamond brooch!
And silver slippers, two of those!
And lovely nylon pantyhose!
Done up like that I'll guarantee
The handsome Prince will fall for me!!"
The fairy said "Hang on a tick."
She gave her wand a mighty flick
And quickly, in no time at all,
Cindy was at the palace ball!
It made the Ugly sisters wince!
To see her dancing with the prince.
She held him very tight and pressed
Herself against his manly chest.
The prince himself was turned to pulp
All he could do was gasp and gulp.
The midnight struck. She shouted ,"Heck!"
I've got to run to save my neck!"
The prince cried ,''No, alas !Alack!
He grabbed her dress and hold her back.
As cindy shouted "let me go!"
The dress was ripped head to toe.
She ran out in her underwear,
And lost one slipper on the stair.
The prince was on it like a dart,
He pressed it to his pounding heart,
"The girl this slipper fits". he cried,
"tomorrow morn shall be my bride!
I'll visit every house in town
Until I've tracked the maiden down!"
Then rather carelessly, I fear,
He placed it on a crate of beer.
At once, one of the ugly sisters,
(the one whose face was blotched with blisters)
sneaked up and grabbed the dainty shoe,
Then in it place calmly put.
The slipper from her left foot,
Ah-ha, you see, the plot grows thicker,
and Cindy's luck starts looking sicker.
Next Day, the prince went charging down
To knock on all the doors in town.
In every house , the tension grew.
Who was the owner of this shoe?
The shoe was long and very wide.
(A normal foot got lost inside)
Also smelled a wee bit icky.
(the owner's feet were hot and sticky)
Thousands of eager people came,
To try it on.but all in vain.
Now came the ugly sisters 'go
One tried it on. The prince screamed ''NO!!"
But she screamed, "Yes! It fits! Whoepee!
So now you got to marry me!"
The prince went white from ear to ear.
He muttered ''Let's get out of here"
"Oh no you don't! You've made a vow!
There's no way you can back out now!"
"Off with the head!" the prince roared back
They chopped it off with one big whack.
This pleases the prince. He smiled and said,
''She's prettier without a Head".
Then up came sister number two,
Who yelled ,''Now I will try the shoe!"
"Try this instead!" the prince yelled back.
He swung his trusty sword and smack-
Her head went crashing to the ground,
It bounced a bit and rolled around.
In the kitchen, peeling spuds,
Cinderella heard the thuds
Of bouncing heads upon the floor,
And poked her head round the door.
''what's all the racket?" Cindy cried
"Mind your own bizz," the prince replied.
Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.
My prince! She thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone.
Who does this sort of thing for fun?
The prince cried ,"Who's this dirty slut?"
Off with her nut! Off with her nut!"
Just then in a blaze of light,
The magic fairy hove in sight,
Her magic wand went swoosh and swish!
Cindy! She cried."Come make a wish!
Wish anything and have no doubt
That I will make it come about!"
Cindy answered,''Oh kind fairy,
this time shall be more wary.
No more prince's no more money
I had my taste of honey.
I'm wishing for a descent man,
They're hard to find,D'you think you can?"
Within a minute Cinderella.
Was married to a lovely feller,
A simple jam-maker by trade,
who sold good home-made marmalade.
Their house was filled with smiles and laughter
and they were Happy Ever After...

1 comment:

zmh said...

haaa interesting.

pergi youtube, cari the untold story of snow white

ade 2 part. skolak sri kl punye drama. cousin syeera